Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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