I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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