im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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