hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Randomize
