come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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