what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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