The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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