"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I think I died a long time ago.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I am midnight drunk by noon
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
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