can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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