it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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