And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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