Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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