I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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