i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
My nipple is on Facebook.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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