ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
God I need to hump something, right now.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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