It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
God, I missed his penis.
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