She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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