Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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