Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
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its like you know when i get waxed
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