How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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