He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Randomize
