Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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