Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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