While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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