fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
