I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he shaved USA in his pubs
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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