do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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