doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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