If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
Randomize
