you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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