This girl is more easily done than said...
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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