is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
NoShamevember. You game?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Randomize
