How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I just googled if crying burns calories
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
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