problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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