I can tuck mytits in my pants
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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