piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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