At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Will exercising make me less horny?
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