Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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