How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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