That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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