I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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