what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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