in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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