I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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