her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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