haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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