I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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