so that wasnt chicken after all
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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