return my video game
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize
