Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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