he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
He has the fingertips of a God
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